Things I like to do....

-when someone replies to one of my texts with just 'lol' or 'haha' or something equally irrelevant... i like to wait 30 minutes and text them back the exact same thing they texted me.
-when people walk wayyyy too close to me in public, like at the mall or whatever, i like to abruptly stop and act like i can't find my keys or phone or something so they crash into me, or make an amusing effort trying to avoid me.
-when people try to prank call me and it comes up as a restricted number, i like to answer the phone, put it on mute and walk away.
-i like to get those little mott's individual applesauce thingies and eat them with no utensils.
- i like to make playlists.
- i like to fully charge my phone before i go any and everywhere. i used to have an extra battery, so whenever i left i'd have 2 fully charged batteries, but one night i did a backflip on las vegas blvd with my phone in my pocket, and it flew a million feet in the air and broke everywhere. seems racist if u ask me.
- i like to make entire pizzas, not like the little bity ones, but big ones, and then not cut them at all, and just eat it like a sandwich. then when someone asks for a piece just look at them like "LOL.. there's only one piece, and its MINE'S." hahaha
- i like to use regular pieces of bread as hot dog buns when i get 10 packs of hot dogs, since they only ever sell 8 packs of buns. srsly? who's idea was that? you'd have to buy 4 packs of the 10-pack hot dogs and 5 packs of the 8-pack hot dog buns before that evened out. america is f-ed up if u ask me.
- i like telling knock knock jokes.
- i like cakes and cupcakes.
- when someone is staring at me, and then i look up and see them staring at me and they don't look away immediately, i like to stare at them as awkwardly and intensely as possible until they get uncomfortable and look away. oh yeah, stare chicken baby!
- i like putting a dollar in a random slot machine every now and then, and expecting to win a million dollars every time lolol.
- i like reading the news on a semi-daily basis.

i'm tired of typing now, peace!

can't sleep!

it's 5:32a.m. and i definitely can't sleep. i've been trying for like 5 hours off and on. more off than on i suppose. but typically if i can't sleep i try to find other things to do because i hate just laying down with my eyes closed. seems dumb. this week was pretty boring, i think i just sat around for most of the time. i played a total of maybe 5 hours of poker, which was exciting. i watched a lot of jeopardy too. also exciting. i'm leaving las vegas and going to cali soon, but i'm currently waiting on this headphones i ordered to come first lol. i bought hot dogs the last time i went to the store, but forgot to get buns like i do every single time i buy them. earlier i made some of the hot dogs and just wrapped cheese around them, so it was like a cheese hot dog wrap. it sucked. i'm never doing that again. i've never made meatloaf before, but i'm tempted to try one day. and i think i'm gonna start baking cakes soon. i'll probably make like 2 cakes a week. thats the life i one day hope to live. i feel like doing something really cool soon, but i don't know what. hmm. ok i'm tired of writing now, peace out!

monday night

so last night was monday night. some friends of mine went out to marquee at the cosmo, so i decided to go as well at the last minute. in true mike roddy fashion i pre-gamed like a champ and was already not remembering things after like 5 minutes of being in the club. i guess after we were there for a little i asked a bouncer a question and just fell down in the middle of it. so then they took me out of the club and i went and sat on some bench in front of the cosmo, but not before spinning around on some bus stop sign a time or two. then i dont remember some more stuff and i guess the next thing i know i was at a hospital lol. i dont remember how i got there, but i remember i was moving me around so much that they strapped me to the bed. but i fought them a little bit before they did that because i thought that the arm straps were needles and that they were trying to steal my blood. then my friends found me and i said my friends gf was my sister so they let my friends have me. lol... oh, mondays.